Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I don't think brook has ever known best
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
He felt like a one man threesome
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
where are my pants?
in the oven.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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