Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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