D3 body, D1 cock
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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