I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
