he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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