I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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