FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
i black out too much to be "responsible"
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
