I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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