i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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