i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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