i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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