I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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