If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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