The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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