i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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