As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
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