How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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