drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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