You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
