We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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