He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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