Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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