So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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