He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Randomize
