i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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