i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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