Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
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