Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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