whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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