Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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