When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
She's the barista slut.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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