We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
handjob tips. give me some.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
no you cant smoke seaweed
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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