it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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