Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
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