1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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