You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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