I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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