singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
time to smoke my breakfast
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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