Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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