fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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