Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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