don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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