dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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