I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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