Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
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