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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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