Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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