I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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