4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
