It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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