I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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